Siesta : the most blissfully sacred thing in a student’s life. And how people who dare disturb ones indulging in a siesta shall spend the rest of their 7 janmas in boilers of hell!!
1:00 PM Picture this: A sunny afternoon, a four hour grueling
session by various Civil Engineering lecturers [who insist on everyone keeping your
pens busy while they impart some of the earthmoving, path-breaking (literally!!)
concepts]is behind you, the day’s hard-work is behind you. A look at the
freshly mown upper lawns of BIT is enough to bring memories of the cosy retreat
of your room and the all comfortable cot. You hasten your way past the group of
guys who always discuss the same things (Whos dating whom?) on the way back.
Aaah!! the hostel comes into sight! You leave the wagging tongues and their
tiresome topics far behind and skip your way to the entrance. With every last
ounce of energy you can summon you reach your room. In one graceful movement
you are inside and your bag is flung to the far corner of the room. In another
rare display of dexterity and speed you are in comfortable clothes.
Aaaah!Bliss!Peace!!....at this point mind goes into a reverie and somehow you
end up trying to recollect all the synonyms of bliss that Barrons had taught
you…..pointless…you give up … . Just then somebody outside is excitedly
shouting that the exam dates are out! Another complains how hot the days have
become…yet another spotted the Greyscale(the hostel dog) giving birth to an
adorable pup…somebody else can’t understand what Jlo sees in her latest
man…MORONS! …whatever! Now comes the moment of reckoning…..you could get out
and face the endless problems that the world seems to have or seek refuge in
the sprawling bed. Hell! Thats a no-brainer!. Give the world the (metaphorical or literal) finger! And
collapse into the bed in one heap. Pull the thick razai on…aaah! DARKNESS SILENCE
and most of all BLISS!!God if only this can last forever! Ohh! Shit the
alarm!!Set the alarm for 4:00 pm and then ZZZZZZZZZZZ. I am in the deepest
depths of my siesta. No dreams, no ambitions, no expectations, just darkness….
and flight…Comfortably numb!
Some wise guy once said good things come in teeny little amounts. How true!!A loud knock on the door..knuckle on
metal…”Hello!ello!lo!..Is there anybody in there?” ..still knocking……your first
reaction is to snuggle deeper into the depths of the rajai….this despite the
one wise guy in your brain who tells you that it won’t help…..after mumbling
feebly to the guy at the door to go away…..you give up and open the door…. Almost
always it’s that pesky guy who lives next door and always seeks your counsel on
his project topic(WTF? Dude we study together for the exams and you know that I
know shit about these things…just like you!) or that guy whose broom you had
borrowed before the dawn of time it would seem and who has come back to reclaim
what is rightfully his or another who just knocks to and when you open asks you
if you were sleeping(the all too common and irritating "So rha tha kya?")…you say "yes"….but to your growing irritation he shows no signs of moving……he instead begins on how
wonderful his new mobile is….no signs of moving still…..he continues to talk
about how he plans to get a new pair of shoes to which you nod helplessly and forcefully prevent
yourself from abusing his entire clan……BASTARD!does not want to move….ohh he is
making subtle expressions that he wants to come in….no way buddy… I am not
letting you pass…I make myself big across the doorway…Hey!I could do this all
day long…if I m lucky I can even nod of to sleep and he won’t notice…Pink Floyd
”….your lips move and I can’t hear what you’re saying…” ...still endless shit
about his mobile….YAWN!....ohh!let my guard down… the sly fox slips under my
arms and into my room…Pink Floyd ”…my hands felt just like two balloons” … and
spreads himself on my bed….. “Arey yaar wake me up in an hour will you?” he
says and then before your anger numbed brain can conjure some excuse to claim
the bed…he is sound asleep. And Pink Floyd in all their glory beat out “…the
child is gone…the dream is gone….and I have become comfortably numb"
2 comments:
Haha dude. Awesome. So true. But thing is that you got some facts wrong: it's usually no guys who comes and asks 'so raha tha kya?'. It's usually Madhav, me, Hari or Ram calling to beg and plead with you to come play football. That, of course, is when the non-existent 'lab work' comes into the picture!
Lol STR... I meant to refer to a certain Sardar in the Civil Lobby!!
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